Introducing Your 2011 Moss Mania Fantasy Squad:

Matthew Berry on Vick: " If Michael Vick is as good as he was last season and stays healthy all year, you win your league. Period. And he's the only guy you can say that about."


Roddy White - a cross between Randy Moss and Jack White?


Dez Bryant. There's a lot of badasses on this team, that's for sure.


This year, Percy Harvin is gonna be a real headache for opposing defenses.


You're damn right I drafted Moss. When he rejoins the Vikings in week 4, I'm gonna look like a genius.


Bernard Berrian will either form a dynamic connection with Donovan McNabb, or be swiftly released from the Moss Mania squad. From a reality football perspective, I definitely hope it's the former.


Cedric Benson: This team has a rap sheet a mile long.


Mark Ingram may play for the most corrupt team in football, but some are predicting he'll win Rookie of the Year.


Bill Simmons nicknamed him Michael "Seventies" Bush. Brilliant.


Running back by committee. That's my mantra.


Taiwan Jones. That's one hell of a goddamn name.


BenJarvus Green-Ellis. Aka The Law Firm.


As a member of the hated Green Bay Packers, Jermichael Finley is the Adam Banks of the team. He might not be a real Duck, but we'll take his scoring until he breaks his wrist in the playoffs.


Nick Folk is sure to be the odd man out at team functions.


I expect New England's defense to be good, because they won't have to be on the field that much.

Moss Mania 2011 is going all the way. And that's all there is to it.