They Put Up My Picture In Silence, Cuz My Identity By Itself Causes Violence

Some JA at Sports illustrated wrote this article about how our man Randy Moss is berry berry bad. These goddamn philistines. Moss is an artist with a football (check out the movie below if yer not yet hip to that fact). This alleged "writer" needs to watch his back, cuz the A*H crew gon' cap his ass. BRING MOSS BACK TO THE MN VIKES.

Excuse the harrible soundtrack. The Moss magic will make up for it:

A sad note: There used to be a way better Moss highlight reel on YouTube that was set to a kitschy rap song titled "Pull A Randy Moss." Apparently, the NFL spazzed and it was taken down. God, I miss that video.